Rockstar: Supernova ~ Week Five Elimination

All Hail The Mistress Of Weirdos

I think I’m done predicting Rockstar: Supernova. And I've accepted my fate that I'm doomed to watch that freak show from Puerto Rico for many more weeks to come. Fate, I surrender my bleeding eardrums, teary eyeballs and split sides to you. Zarya will continue methodically sodomizing [yes, she is a woman who’s capable of doing things very anal in nature] every song she can manage to get her hands on and a good number of porn addicted, pimple-faced teenage freak boys will keep on voting for her week after week after week. I really wish I could revoke the voting license of those morons voting to keep Zayra on the show but I know I can’t do squat. So I just give up. And to prove I mean what I say, I've posted Her Weirdness' pic here as a gesture of my complete surrender to the effect leopard-print leotards have on a certain part of male anatomy.

Going by what Lukas had done yesterday – or rather undone whatever he’d done till last week – he deserved a spot in the bottom three. At least the guy had the decency to admit he’d screwed up and deserved to stand before the firing line. But, apparently, ol’ Chucky here has a good fan base who obviously voted their asses off to keep him in the show. And frankly, I’m not complaining. I just hope he gets back to his usual cocky self next week and give us another mind-blowing performance. Man, I still get goose bumps every time I watch his Rebel Yell video. Is he losing some of his make-up too by the way?

I’d also said yesterday Jill will be in the bottom three. And she was. Turns out I’m not so bad at predictions after all, don’t you think? And who were the other two to find themselves in the BT? Dana [!!!] and Patrice. Oh, and by the way, Ryan Star lost his religion for an encore. One question – why is Ryan the bed-head always so pissed off?

Okay, let’s hurry this thing up a bit. Jill sang Alone by Heart and received a standing ovation from Supernova. This woman annoys me on performance nights. And then when she lands in the bottom three and has to sing to save her ass, she does something which makes me think “She doesn’t deserve to go, not yet at least”. Anyway, her 'kick the mic stand' move was oh so lame…

… and so was Dana’s new [and first] tattoo of a treble clef on her hip. I’ve never really been very comfortable with the idea of Dana bending over backwards to fit in. Tattoo today. Drugs tomorrow may be! Not that I’ve anything against tattoos; I’ve got a couple of ’em myself. Anyway, if she really wanted a tattoo, she could have gone for something slightly better looking than a boring single-colour treble clef. But the combat boots she had on were pretty cool…

… so was Patrice’s hairdo.

Now, back to the save-your-ass performance. Dana sang House of the Rising Sun by The Animals followed by Patrice doing Eternal Life by Jeff Buckley. After all three of them were done, it was evident Jill was safe. So who went home? Dana. Not because she did worse than Patrice but because, in Supernova’s own words, she still had a long way to go before she could front a band like theirs. So they thought it'd be a good idea for her to start walking right away.

The moral of the story: if you don’t fit in, don’t bother. Just do your own thing, like Zayra. That won’t help you win the gig but it sure will give you more reality TV shelf life.