Supernova ~ Two Down, 13 To Go

So who got the least number of votes this week on Rockstar: Supernova? Oh, I know the answer to that one: it was Gill Gioia, Chris Pierson and Zayra Alvarez. And who eventually was sent back home? Chris Pierson.

Ahh… Seems to me I’m losing my touch! I’d said in my previous post it would be Zayra to get the boot this week, followed by Chris Pierson. Obviously it was a small miscalculation on my part because Chris Pierson got the royal boot, not that strange thing in black.

Jill redeemed herself this time with Evanescence's Bring Me To Life and I even found myself forgiving her for yesterday’s Courtney Love debacle. I know I got a big heart. Apparently so do Super-dinosaurs; they let Gill off the hook first.

So what does Zayra have this time to redeem herself? The Kinks’ You Really Got Me, the same song she performed the night before! Can you believe that? Well, neither could I until I saw her do it one more time. Only she made it sound even worse, if that’s possible going by what she did to the song last night.

Chris decided it was the perfect time to show Tommy Lee & Co. his ‘other side’ and sang Tonic’s If You Can Only See. Well, the rockers obviously saw whatever there was to see and obviously didn’t like what they saw. So they sent him packing. Last night, Chris had sang Take Me Out and the voters had obliged. A perfect case of imperfect song selection skills, don’t you think?

Performance-wise, Zayra deserved to pack her bags, and her diapers. This girl seriously has no idea what she’s doing here. But the unholy trinity decided to keep her one more week. They know they’ll be letting her go next week; they know she sucked tonight as well but they kept her just to watch her make an ass of herself one more time next week. Sadistic old jerks!

As the dinosaurs went through their expected “Hey buddy, we love you so much but still someone has to go, so this week it’s you” routine with Chris, I was thinking “Never take for granted the horniness factor when it comes to pretty girls and aging rockers”. I don’t mean to be rude but I’m sure it was Zayra’s ‘willingness to learn’ that saved her from elimination, at least for one more week. First she tries to make amends for her last night’s comments. Then she brings the whore on and tells the guys “You can teach me”! What a suck up! And I mean that figuratively as well as literally!

No, I wasn’t sorry to see Chris go, though he’d done a better job than Zayra. I’m just sorry I’ll have to watch that girl rape and murder another song next week.